animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH MY GOD! DALE! SERIOUSLY! WE WENT ON LIKE, ONE DATE, OKAY? I DELETED MY MATCH.COM PROFILE RIGHT AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I HATED IT SO MUCH. IT’S SWEET THAT YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH BUT NO, ALL RIGHT? JUST NO.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?

CREEPTOWN. POPULATION:YOU.

that bird totally looks like a “Dale”